With Amy having previously broken up with him, Will sets out to rescue her, all while he and a handful of others, including a fairy tale Enchanted Princess (NICOLE PARKER) and her Prince (TAD HILGENBRINK) who've shown up from a manhole in the street, must deal with all sorts of disasters in this parody spoof of popular movies and celebrities.
The main characters back out as Alvin ask them where do they think they are going & then attacks Will (who shouts Dave's line "ALVIN!!!!!!!
Will (MATT LANTER) has bigger issues than being commitment phobic when it comes to his girlfriend, Amy (VANESSA MINNILLO), for he's been having nightmares featuring a saber-tooth version of Amy Winehouse (NICOLE PARKER) who warns him that the end of the world is coming.
They're all fucking batman At wayne manor, in the batcave Butler alfred is our love slave Riddle me this Holy bathhouse I'm fucking amy whinehouse He's fucking amy whinehouse Yeah on the down low low low And I'm fucking jessica simpson Cuz I'm on blow blow blow She's fucking jessica simpson Oh yeah And I think I mite have fucked that hot assassin Everyone's fucked me And I've fucked em back you see And the mexican too With the tragic hairdo Call it, heads, I'm fucking J.
T I'm fucking that male model Cos he's so fine And I like to get up with calvin Klein's It's true. T fuck my ass again But I'm also fucking prince caspian I am handsome and I am cool That's why this prince fucks the kids from high school Cum on lets hear it Now's the time to party Let me hear you You know what time it is? no what time is it It's time to get fucked -fuck me -no, fuck me -fuck me...
Will: I'm dating Matt Damon Amy: your dating Matt Damon well I'm dating Hannah Montana HM : she's dating Hannah Montana backstage at my concerts throws me on my parents bed after school at my locker in the car I give her head I'm also dating the flava Flava: yeah boy she's dating flava flave fool you know what time it is because I'm dating Junie toooo aaarrrgggghhhh Junie: yeah I know but it's true flava flavee dates me to Junie's boyfriend: and I swap with Calvin and he swaps with that dude Lisa Calvin Junie and her boyfriend: and were all dating hell boy Hell boy: ohhhhhh yeeeaaahh they're dating hell boy and I'm dating the hulk Hulk: when I get really mad I start dating iron man Iron man: the most uncomfortable screw but I date the princess to Princess: ding dong Prince: who's that ringing on my bell Princess: the chick who's dating iron man that's I-R-O-N M-A-N and I like his tin can Prince: that's really freak cos I'm dating Wolfe Wolfe: hhhhoooouuuuuggggg dating Wolfe ain't that a pity cos I'm dating those broads from sex and the city hhhhhhhoooooouuuuggggg Carrie: he dates the sex and the city gals and so I wondered would Wolfe really get jealous if he new we were dating that guy with the big utility belt Batman: they're all dating batman at Wayne manor in the bat cave butler Alfred is our love slave riddle me this holy bathouse I'm also dating Amy winehouse Amy Winhouse: he's dating Amy winehouse on the down low low low and I'm dating Jessica Simpson cos it's how I roll roll roll Jessica Simpson: she dating Jessica Simpson ohhh yeaaahh and I think I might have dated that hot assassin Hot assension: everyone dates me and I date them back you see and the Mexican to with the tragic hair do Mexican: call it heads I'm dating JT JT: I'm dating that male model cos he's so fine and I like to get up in those Calvin Klein's Model: it's true JT dates me once again but I'm also dating prince Caspian Prince Caspian: I am handsome and I am cool that's why this prince dates the kids from high school HSM kids: yeah come on let's hear it now it's time to party, you know what time is it..
he dates all us kids in high school under the bleachers in the showers while were changing for gym class Will: I'm dating Oprah Calvin: I'm dating Obama Lisa: I'm dating Indiana's ass Indiana: she's dating Indiana and I'm dating Hancock Hancock: he's dating Hancock and I'm dating Beowulf Beowulf: you know you like it and I'm dating Kung fu panda Kung fu panda: and I'm dating Micheal Jackson MJ: heeeee heeeeee don't judge me I love my animals you see Chipmunk's: oh yeah he's dating the chipmuncks sad to say but it's true he dates the chipmunks yeah, ooooohhh.
Might sound wrong but it's true and I date the princess too.
Well I'm dating Hannah Montana She's dating Hannah Montana backstage at my concerts Throws me on my parent's bed after school at my locker in the car I give her head, I'm also dating the flava Yeah boy she's dating flava flave fool you know what time it is because I'm dating junie to Yeah I know but its true flava flave dates me to and I swap with Calvin and he swaps with that dude And were all dating hell boy Oh yeah they're dating hell boy and I'm dating the hulk When I get really mad I start dating iron man The most uncomfortable screw but I date the princess to Ding dong Who's that ringing on my bell?
Sexually related dialogue and lyrics are present, as is the sight of various scantly clad women and a male underwear model, and nude men whose crotch areas are barely covered (we see bare butts).
Comedy-based sexual activity is implied, and other sexually related humor is present, including that related to a very pregnant teen.