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I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much. It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.

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You gotta find the funny in relationships or move to the planet "Crazy." Great jokes about Men, Women, Dating, Marriage, Kids, Grandparents, and Seniors.

Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.

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You gotta find the funny in relationships or move to the planet "Crazy." Great jokes about Men, Women, Dating, Marriage, Kids, Grandparents, and Seniors.

Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.

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Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up.

Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.

Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say: Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." — Amy Schumer 3.

As professional women always on the lookout for the best and the brightest life has to offer, we can’t help but reflect back on our past dating experiences, as well as the ones we are currently exploring and those we’ve yet to discover. If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention to her. If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. If I’m with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal?

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You gotta find the funny in relationships or move to the planet "Crazy." Great jokes about Men, Women, Dating, Marriage, Kids, Grandparents, and Seniors. Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance. I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.In order to keep Photobucket free, we place advertisements on our website and on our mobile apps.For only $0.99 per month, you can upgrade your free account to a Plus Membership and experience Photobucket without advertisements!Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up.Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.Confucius say: Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." — Amy Schumer 3.As professional women always on the lookout for the best and the brightest life has to offer, we can’t help but reflect back on our past dating experiences, as well as the ones we are currently exploring and those we’ve yet to discover. If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention to her. If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. If I’m with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal?

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Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up.

Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.

Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say: Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." — Amy Schumer 3.

As professional women always on the lookout for the best and the brightest life has to offer, we can’t help but reflect back on our past dating experiences, as well as the ones we are currently exploring and those we’ve yet to discover. If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention to her. If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. If I’m with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal?

.99 per month, you can upgrade your free account to a Plus Membership and experience Photobucket without advertisements!

Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up.

Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.

Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say: Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." — Amy Schumer 3.

As professional women always on the lookout for the best and the brightest life has to offer, we can’t help but reflect back on our past dating experiences, as well as the ones we are currently exploring and those we’ve yet to discover. If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention to her. If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. If I’m with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal?