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Rumors abound – Neil Strauss interviews The Strokes for over a week, hanging out with them at all times, engaging in all sorts of illicit behaviors.

They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

(This first sentence says nothing eye-catching about the woman and is very bland, and boring). (still, nothing thought provoking or attractive) I am very spontaneous and I love the outdoors, watching movies, dancing, and traveling. (Finally something somewhat interesting that she says about herself).

(Another cliché statement that is being used by thousands of other women) A great date can be staying at home with a movie and popcorn, or a night on the town. I made myself a promise a few years ago to take a vacation somewhere new, out of state, every year. Well, that is a little about me if you are interested say hello and we will chat. ” *********************** This profile gets a higher grade because it reflects on the writer’s character and her personality.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk. " I'm not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood. "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

It is unfortunate that so many people join dating sites but so few put a fair effort into writing a really good profile that makes them stand out from thousands of other users.

I am not sure why people go through the trouble of signing up and filling all those questionnaires and then post a profile that looks like a copy of any other neutral, boring, profile full of cliches and types.

In fact, Neil Strauss’ first method, known as Annihilation Method, was taught to five men in Strauss home over a long weekend in 2005.

This approach flies right in the face of the methods of men like Ross Jeffries or Doc Love, men who make their material highly available, even leaking large portions of it for free to men who know how to run a search engine.